Swim 1.2 mi, Bike 56 mi, run 13.1 mi
| Team / Athlete | Total Time | Swim split mm:ss | Bike split H:mm | Run split H:mm |
| Team Magana Time (deanne,roger,edgar) | 4:20 | 30:55:00 | 2:29 | 1:20 |
| Team Victor Giovanni (victor,philip,giovanni) | 4:21 | 33:52:00 | 2:24 | 1:12 |
| Henri Morales | 4:37 | 29:49:00 | 2:23 | 1:40 |
| Dean Sprague | 5:24 | 31:52:00 | 3:02 | 1:43 |
| Jose Sosa Jr | 5:54 | 43:00:00 | 3:16 | 1:43 |
| Katharine Langel | 6:15 | 37:56:00 | 3:26 | 2:03 |
| Lolly | 6:58 | na | na | na |
| Angelina Gally | dnf | 45:22:00 | 3:18 | na |
| Bob Gally | dnf | 35:29:00 | na | na |
Yes, this run split was real:
Many others participated but were DQ due to not starting at proper times. Congrats to those who stuck through the endless laps of boredom!
